If my dog were a person!

If my dog were a person, he would have sharp facial features. He would be of height 5'4, white hair, long and cute face; with black eye color, small nose, perfect and sharp teeth.

He would be a morning person and would drag me out of bed each morning, to go for a walk. When I would manage to get my shoes on, with him practically pushing and nudging me; he would keep snuggling with me because well, he saw me after a longggg night — when we just said “good night” 8 hours back. Anyways, once I would make my way out of the door, he would run very quickly to the gate, “without me”. You can’t blame him, he is just excited to see me after long 8 hours. Or maybe it has nothing to do with me, he just likes walks. Once I am out of the gate, he is already a few steps ahead of me, waiting! This I think I need to teach him because he must let me know if it’s a race, because “Walk” isn’t supposed to be like that. Duhh!

Then we are just walking normally, peacefully and all of a sudden, he starts cursing with anger. And then I realize there’s a motorbike nearby. And the amount of hate he has for loud noises, don’t even get me started. He might have been the one who started the petition to ban firecrackers because Diwali isn’t his favorite festival. He would be in his blanket and in the innermost room of our house, on the night of Diwali.

Let’s talk about his favorite festival, it would be …. You know what, let me shove this burden on the readers. :P Let me know what Scooby’s favorite festival would be. Also, yes! His name is Scooby.

That’s all for today!

See ya next time.

P.S. This article idea was given to me by Mandy.